One Bag Lasts 23 Days. Skip the Reorder — Stack Your Stash.
100,000+ people swapped wine, sleep meds, and dispensary trips for one $0.67 gummy. The average customer reorders in 23 days. Stock 90 days at 53% off — or turn it into auto-ship at checkout and save another 20%.
3-Bag Stash • Most Popular
Most People Pick the 3-Bag.
Here's Why.
Save more per gummy, never run out, and lock the launch price in. Want auto-ship? Save another 20% at checkout.
x1
1 Bag • 30ct
- 30 Cherry Lime gummies (10mg each)
- Subscribe-and-save option at checkout
- Lifetime happiness guarantee
x3
3 Bags • 90ct
- 90 Cherry Lime gummies (10mg each)
- FREE shipping (over $40)
- Subscribe-and-save option at checkout
- Lifetime happiness guarantee
x6 +
6 Bags + Trio Sample
- 180 Cherry Lime gummies (10mg each)
- FREE Blue Raspberry + Blackberry samples
- FREE priority shipping
- Subscribe-and-save option at checkout
- Lifetime happiness guarantee
Want to never run out? Save another 20%.
Add auto-ship at checkout (powered by Recharge). Pick monthly, 60-day, or 90-day. Pause, skip, or cancel anytime — one click from your account.
You've Been Settling. And You Know It.
Alcohol Steals Your Mornings
$8-15/drink, wrecked sleep, empty calories, brain fog, bloating. You wake up behind before the day even starts.
Most Edibles Are Russian Roulette
One does nothing. The next sends you to the moon. Mystery ingredients, inconsistent dosing, zero transparency.
Sleep Meds Create New Problems
Dependency, brain fog, side effects longer than benefits. You traded one problem for three more.
Dispensaries Drain Your Wallet
$50-100+ per trip for products you can't verify, from brands you don't trust. You drop $1,800/year, easy.
What If 90 Days of Calm Cost $59.99
Total. Once. Done.
Imagine This Is Your Tuesday Night
You get home. Pop one gummy. In 25 minutes, the tension in your shoulders melts. You're present, laughing, actually enjoying the evening. You sleep like a rock and wake up sharp. No hangover. No regrets. And there are 89 more in the drawer.
Once You Try These, Everything Else
Feels Like a Compromise
Precise 10mg Dose
Every gummy is pre-measured. No guessing. Start with half if you're new — scale up with confidence.
Clear-Headed High
A smooth, functional buzz. No couch-lock, no paranoia. Just calm clarity you can be social on.
Clean Ingredients
100% vegan, dairy-free, gluten-free. Organic hemp. Solventless extraction. Nothing sketchy.
Better Sleep
Fall asleep faster, stay asleep longer, wake up refreshed. No grogginess. No hangover.
Recovery Support
Delta-9 THC works with your endocannabinoid system to ease aches, soreness, and inflammation.
Lab Verified
Every batch includes a scannable QR code linked to third-party lab results. Full transparency.
Your Best Night, Every Time
Start Low & Feel It Out
Take half a gummy if you're new. A full one if you know your vibe.
Set The Vibe
Kicks in around 20-30 minutes. Settle in and let the moment build.
Let the Buzz Find You
A clean, smooth wave. Social, functional, perfectly clear-headed.
Wake Up Sharp
No fog, no regrets. Just a great night behind you and a clear morning ahead.
Compare What 90 Nights of Calm Actually Costs You
That's $0.67 a night — less than a cup of coffee. And it's the same precise 10mg, every single time.
⏰ Limited time pricing. Once this batch sells out, retail goes back to $42.99/bag.
We Didn't Write These. They Did.
"Started with one bag. Now I'm on the auto-ship 3-pack. Best money I spend every quarter, hands down."
"A nice clean mellow buzz, no side effects, all positive. Bought the 6-pack on a friend's rec — only wish I'd done it sooner."
"Nothing feels as smooth and balanced as Diet Smoke. I subscribe now so I literally never have to think about it again."
Try All 90. Send Them Back If You Hate Them.
100% Lifetime Happiness Guarantee
Most brands give you 30 days and a list of conditions. We give you forever and zero conditions. Buy the 6-pack, eat 5 bags, decide on the 6th they're not for you? Full refund. Your call, every time.
We can do this because 97% of customers reorder. We're not worried about returns. We're worried about you not trying them.
Transparent. Tested. Trusted.
Hemp-Derived Delta-9
10mg per gummy from organic farms in CA, CO & OR
Cherry Lime Flavor
Natural flavoring that tastes like a Cherry Icee
CO2 Extracted
Solventless extraction. No harsh chemicals, ever
100% Vegan
Dairy-free, gluten-free, only 2g sugar per gummy
Everything You Need to Know
This Is For You If...
You're tired of waking up groggy after a glass (or three) of wine just to take the edge off
You want to actually be present in the evening — not numb, not wired, just relaxed and clear
You've tried other edibles and got burned by sketchy ingredients or unpredictable dosing
You're done reordering every 23 days and want a stash that's just there when you need it
You've Read This Far.
You Already Know.
90 nights of calm, $59.99. Free shipping. Lifetime guarantee. The only question is which stash size you grab — and most people pick the 3-pack.
$128.97 → $59.99 • free ship
Build My Stash →🔥 Limited batch pricing. Once this inventory sells, retail goes back to $42.99/bag. • Lifetime guarantee
Ships same day. If you don't love it, full refund. Forever. No questions asked.
90-Day Stash • 3 Bags (Most Popular)
Wait — Most People Pick the 3-Pack For A Reason.
The single bag runs out in 23 days. The 3-pack saves you $35 vs. buying singles, ships free, and lasts 3 months. Same price as a single bottle of decent wine.